Let the top roll down to drive in the sun, or cover up those windows to drive in the rain. Nothing beats a boring day as much as a drive out on the streets with your friends or folks, where the roads may show us mercy, when it lay free and wide and at times it is harsh and cruel, for in traffics midst we may lay. Every journey that starts must come to an end, a little happiness that may make our day. But when there isn’t parking where we go, no journey how happy will never show.
Welcome to Parking Abused-101 (one-o-one)
Lets take a classic, case. no 1. FAR FAR AWAY
You stop right in front of the place you would like to shop from to just see that the closest parking is a kilometer away, and there is downpour happening. So what do you, drive it all the way down park the car skip puddles, pools and splashing water from the passing vehicles to walk into the store drenched wet and cold!
Case 2.WHO LICENSED THEM TO DRIVE
Case two is not about finding parking out there, its about all those smart people who make us wonder, WHO LICENSED THEM TO DRIVE!!! Drive across to see that they have parked into two slots!! And all i can pray is “I HOPE YOU PAID FOR BOTH THOSE LOTS DUDE!!!” so the typical man out there for a 5 Rs parking does an average of 7.5 Rs or even smart ones do the 10 Rs parking letting their vehicles rest in the abundance of the earth below their tires!
Case 3.THE WILD HOGS.
yes, this is to all the bikers out there in India who would like to cram their little two wheelers into every gap they get, and man, got to hand it to them for being more co-operative in working with the fraternity of bikers into making the lives of car drivers a little above the difficult scale for parking.
Case 4.I SAW THAT FIRST!!!
Yes, parking spotted!!! Yippee, someones just pulled out, but we need to make one quick circle to come back to it! we go, go, go! Race across the tar, grit and stone feel like the king of the road to come back to our empty spot to see another car pull into it, with the driver having put on the biggest smile in the world. “SIGH, I SAW THAT FIRST!!”
Case no.5 WHAT SIGN BOARD?!
I bet everyone out there in their driving life on the streets have parked under a big fat sign board that says, “NO PARKING”. Is it mandatory that we need to park under this board, i think it says in the driver – 101 handbook that it is! Must be clause in there that says, “If you’ve got a bad day, and you want to feel SUPER COOL, Park under this sign board and walk away from the car, throw your hands in the air and say WOOHOO!!, I’M A BAD A**”
No there aint 101 reasons out here and this is not the ten commandments to Parking!! Couldn’t even make it to ten! But still parking out there is never stopping us from taking our big cars, pumping up some music or soothing it down to drive in the sun, wind or the rain. Cheers.. Drive on!!
